My Artwork Masterlist

If you'd like a reference for what Tumblr looked like when I joined it and then you might understand why people are saying it's copying Twitter

hello can anyone hear me

why am i there

real footage of me and some other tumblr users being taken over by the almighty minecraft. about time

Run.

WIP WEDNESDAY (art ver.)

Was tagged by @g0dspeeed on this finest of Wednesdays.

Joke’s on me ‘cause damn near everything is a WIP right now. Soooo here’s a couple things?

Kerry gets Ken-ergy (gotta find the original post again that inspired that because the vibe is spot on - I WILL LINK IT WHEN IM NOT ON MOBILE I SWEAR) ✨

And I’m still slowly plucking away at the squished idiots in between other work.

I honestly don’t have a lot of spoons for tagging folks but if you’ve got WIPs toss them into the internet void with me! (And you can say I tagged you, if you want 💖)

When people graffiti on buildings: Yes! Ha ha! Fuck yes!

When people graffiti on rockfaces and cliffsides on hiking trails: What the absolute fuck.

It's not punk to poison the soil, dude.

Just watched a woman slather a whole jar of diced garlic on three huge salmon steaks and put on in each microwave at work

It’s going to smell hellacious later

It was so awful I had to work in another building for the rest if the day

Word is she left the fish and went back to her desk to pack up and quit

The stench was so awful they had to open all the doors which required bringing security from two other sites

Most of my department went home for the day

Holy SHIT

Word is she left the

fish and went back to her desk

to pack up and quit

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

apparently, I joined this tumblr place at 03/30/2009 9:41:12 PM.

if anyone wants to see when they signed up for tumblr, visit the above post. it displays your registration timestamp when you view the post itself, but when you reblog it, it’ll copy that timestamp.

that blog is a little bit of chaotic tumblr magic i built for april fools a long time ago.

i consider this a sort of spell circle tbh

Somehow I’m not surprised I made A Decision in that year at that time.

What in the hell was I doing up at 2 am when I was 14???

What in the hell was

I doing up at 2 am

when I was 14???

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

IT'S FINALLY HERE! The true full size of my "do you love the colour of the sky HD remake director's cut" tumblr post

This ended up being 2 3/4 inches wide by 36 FEET LONG. 

The 2 3/4 inch width was chosen because that's the same width as a pretty average phone screen, and I wanted to know how physically far you have to scroll to get past this post.

also dont tell my boss that I got into the art gallery before we opened just to set up this rainbow CVS receipt looking motherfucker. in my defense i literally couldn't find any other location that was long enough to show this off

Please consider subscribing to my Patreon to gain access to my original content a week before its posted on tumblr!

reblogging this because the og post is suddenly getting a bunch of notes and i want everyone to see just how long this motherfucker is in real life

that is impressively long omg

also you all should be so grateful I never reblogged that post because WOW

this website's moderation sucks ass and it has a terrible bot problem and there are an enormous amount of bugs but thankfully we have a staff team hard at work not addressing any of these but instead making shitty ui changes that nobody wants

we need to go back to hating tumblr. no more hellsite (affectionate). don't even think of giving these clowns your money. if i see you with a checkmark next to your name i'm opening fire

*sound of gun cocking* they can be disabled

tumblr's current business model isn't profitable and never will be and no amount of scolding from staff blogs or tumblr ad-free pay piggies is gonna fix that. don't let yourself be guilted into buying merch, badges or ad-free. you're throwing your money into a bottomless pit while the techbro ghouls running this website laugh about you at their next board meeting while applauding the shmucks coming up with new ideas on how to twitter- or tiktokify the website

''but tumblr needs to make money!!!''

if tumblr really wants its regular user onboard with keeping the website afloat then we should at least demand that they do the bare minimum in keeping the site functional. and right now, they're not even doing that. every change they've made lately has made the website/app worse. i should give my money to tumblr so what—they can make a more intrusive version of tumblr live? remove the chronical dashboard? come up with an even more transphobic way of doing content moderation? yeah, no thanks

i'm sorry but this is 1 of the funniest spam texts i've gotten